If this were '95, the fact I don't need step-by-step walk-through instructions for using and owning a pager, I'd of been considered "cool".
(I don't even know if this adjective is socially acceptable anymore... But whatever. Blah. Further in my defense.. If this were South Korea, it would be...so "cool" it is.)
The point I'm making here, is that I don't know what I'm doing technologically, so please kindly take your criticisms elsewhere, if you want to nitpick at how plain and aesthetically lacking my blog looks. Thanks.
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On that note, for those of you who haven't already figured out, I already had another blog (michellesw.wordpress.com) with which I started a few years ago, and subsequently let die because of my chronic condition of laziness and quite possibly ADD, with a few sprinkles of a thing quite commonly known as 'committal issues'.
That, and I have also 'changed' with time and so too, my vision of where I wanted to take my blog.
By change, I mean, basically evolved into more of a 'lazy person' (because you didn't actually think that was impossible, did you?)
And...by 'where I wanted to take my blog', one will now be able to easily observe that that is essentially 'nowhere'.
What this means, is that this will pretty much be a blog about 'nothing'!
I suppose you could then conclude yourself that 'Seinfeld' and 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia' were definitely tv sitcoms I enjoyed fusing my ass to a couch for, while stuffing my sexy pie hole with shards of butter encrusted popcorn kernels. Yes.. . I am a dashing vision to hold onto, I know. Keep it in your pants.
In any event, I found myself full of useless thought and had nowhere and no one to throw them at...so ... here's to dumping my sht--Hooray!
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So, this is just an introductory blog about me and what you'll likely be reading from here if you actually care to stick around, otherwise, no worries--no hard feelings. I won't hate you. Well... maybe a just a little bit.
Okay, no--I will a lot. Not really. Okay, but seriously, I will--So stay a bit and we can have crumpets and cheese together!! Wallace and Gromit style!!
(If you didn't get that reference, then you're probably not old enough to read the sht I'll be saying here, so this would be the one and only exception for me allowing you to leave without voodoo'ing you after. Now, be gone.)
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For those of you who stayed, I will close with this:
If I had to explain myself and this blog in 6 words, I would say: 'colorful, heroically helpful, caring and... flammable'.
That's only 4 words. Ah well...I guess I should have thought of that before I started writing. Too late now.
This is probably the least informative 'About Me' attempt ever. o_O ?
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That is all . YUP.
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